Weather · verse · voice
Fine verse for the finest room in the house.
Pooems pairs today’s forecast with a funny poop-themed poem, then lets a cast of narrators read it aloud. Free as a web app now — native stores soon.
Free · Web app · Offline · iOS & Android coming soon

Three small daily pleasures
Check the sky
Local weather and air quality sit beside the day — then the verse takes the stage.
Read the pooem
One fresh poem each day, with every published pooem getting a fair turn in the rotation.
Hear it performed
Pick a narrator, follow along as they read, and keep favorites offline for the throne room.
A forecast with your verse
Know the sky. Enjoy the rhyme.
See conditions and air quality at a glance while the daily rotation works through every published pooem. Weather-mood tags make the archive easy to browse by atmosphere.


Narrated, not just written
A cast of voices for the chamber.
Choose from narrators like Edgar Allen Poo, Poofessor Snake, and more. Audio caches to your device for instant playback — on the train, on a plane, or with no signal at all. Follow along as lines light up while they read.
- ♪ Multiple narrators, switch anytime
- ◷ Offline clips for the week ahead & favorites
- ✦ Share a link or the narration itself
Every pooem, always with you
Archive, favorites, offline.
Browse published poems by mood, star favorites with their chosen voice, and keep the next week’s narration ready without a signal. A friendly banner tells you when you’re offline.


The eight weather-moods
Browse the archive by atmosphere.
Your morning pooem awaits.
Open Pooems in your browser today — install it to your home screen for the full app feel. Native iOS and Android builds are on the way.
Web app live at pooems-app.web.app